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Sorry Jesus, I'm Pagan – Funny Esoteric Clothes for Proud Pagans

Sorry Jesus, I'm Pagan – Funny Esoteric Clothes for Proud Pagans

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This tongue-in-cheek “Sorry Jesus, I'm Pagan” design is for modern witches, mystics, and spiritual seekers who’ve walked away from monotheism with a smirk. Featuring a smiling, finger-gunning Jesus and bold retro-style text, it’s both irreverent and affirming, perfect for pagans who own their path with humor. Whether you're deep into witchcraft or just stepping away from your upbringing, this spiritual shirt lets you express your truth unapologetically. A bold addition to your collection of esoteric apparel and witchy clothes.






The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
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