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I'm Poly...Theistic – Pagan Humor Shirt for Polytheists and Esoteric Apparel Fans

I'm Poly...Theistic – Pagan Humor Shirt for Polytheists and Esoteric Apparel Fans

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This humorous “I'm Poly...Theistic” shirt celebrates the divine abundance of polytheist spirituality. Featuring a classical god and goddess embracing in warm, golden tones, it’s the perfect design for modern pagans, witches, and spiritual seekers who honor many deities. A witty take on devotion that blends pagan clothing, symbolic art, and esoteric humor. Whether you worship the Olympians, Norse gods, or Egyptian neteru, this spiritual shirt honors your path with clever style. witchy apparel



The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
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