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What Would Hades Do? – Funny Pagan Esoteric Apparel Honoring the Underworld

What Would Hades Do? – Funny Pagan Esoteric Apparel Honoring the Underworld

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Forget “What would Jesus do?” It’s time to ask yourself: What would Hades do? This bold design honors the ancient god of the underworld. wise, composed, and often misunderstood. With golden, vintage-inspired linework and gothic lettering, it’s perfect for polytheists, spiritual rebels, and mythology lovers who prefer shadow work over sunshine. Whether you’re into Greek mythology, esoteric philosophy, or just love a clever reversal, this is essential esoteric apparel with attitude.






The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
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