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What Would Hades Do? – Funny Pagan Esoteric Apparel Honoring the Underworld
What Would Hades Do? – Funny Pagan Esoteric Apparel Honoring the Underworld
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Forget “What would Jesus do?” It’s time to ask yourself: What would Hades do? This bold design honors the ancient god of the underworld. wise, composed, and often misunderstood. With golden, vintage-inspired linework and gothic lettering, it’s perfect for polytheists, spiritual rebels, and mythology lovers who prefer shadow work over sunshine. Whether you’re into Greek mythology, esoteric philosophy, or just love a clever reversal, this is essential esoteric apparel with attitude.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
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